1 Forget about using lemons.
2 Cut the limes into quarters and throw them in the blender rind and all.
3 Add sugar generously, for it shall be required.
4 Add water and do everything to the proportions of your daring.
5, 6 & 7 Blend, strain and serve only to consenting parties. The bitter-sour blast is health, but only for the stong.