I’ve decided to give myself a new brand name (in keeping with the fashion set by the mother of my soul). Of course, what I’m doing is selling.
I need to have the apartment cleared by the end of May, and the sooner I have stuff out of here the better. I know most people think the end of May is still a month away, but that is not the way I think. I think I am under the gun.
If you want to buy anything, but especially books, come as soon as you can. I already have three bags waiting to go to Half-Wit and the reason there are not more bags is that I’ve run out of paper bags.
I plan to bring whatever I can bring myself to wait on selling and I think I will be sure of selling to the Great Conservative Blowout, having obtained permission from the Chief Functionary. But you can start earlier if you want books that God and Kevin Bauder would approve. Who knows, by then I might have a logo as well and come up with several lies of advertising (this product is better than it really is and you should have it even though you don’t need it). All prices slashed from $200 a volume to $5 for a hardcover and $2 for a paperback unless it is meager or old in which case it is an automatic $1 unless you want to give more.
Neoclassical
/ April 30, 2009Funny.